wedgie

wedgie
1. (Wedgie) (2252↑, 215↓)
A wedgie is a schoolyard [prank] in which one person grabs the back of the waistband of another person's [underwear], while he or she is still wearing them, and pulls them up. This wedges their underwear between their butt cheeks. A wedgie can be painful, depending upon how hard it is performed or how high the underwear is pulled up. In the schoolyard, [wedgies] are most often performed on [uncool] male children who wear [briefs] or [tighty whities] by [cool] male children who wear [boxers]. However, wedgies can also be performed on males who wear boxers and on women, too. A wedgie can also be called a [gotch pull]. A wedgie can also refer to underwear riding up on its own. There are many different types of wedgies. A wedgie from the front is called a [melvin]. A wedgie from both sides, often performed by two people, is called a [mervin]. A wedgie in which the victim's underwear is hung on a doorknob or something high up is called a [hanging wedgie]. A wedgie in which the underwear rips or tears; or in some cases, rips completely off is called a [turbo wedgie] or a [ripper wedgie]. A wedgie in which the pants of the victim are ripped completely off is called a [cosmic wedgie]. A wedgie in which the female victim is wearing a [thong] is called a [thwedgie]. A wedgie on a female from the front is called a [vedgie]. A wedgie in which the person performing the wedgie jumps up and down in order to wedge the underwear further is called a [sky high wedgie]. A wedgie in which the victim is given a wedgie and lifted off the ground and then spun around is called the [flying dutchman]. A wedgie in which after the wedgie is first performed, some kind of a pole is inserted between the legholes and twisted around to give the victim more of a wedgie is called a [propeller wedgie]. A wedgie in which the victim's underwear is lifted up over their head and rests on their forehard is called an [atomic wedgie]. A wedgie in which the victim is lifted up the ground by their underwear and the underwear is pulled above their head but does not rest on their forehead is called a [nuclear wedgie].

Yesterday after school, my friend Chris gave me a hanging wedgie and left me for two hours.

2. (wedgie) (572↑, 223↓)
When ones underwear is grabbed by the waist band ans pulled up as high as it can go.

Man my friend gave me the most painfull wedgie and my boxers riped it went so high.

3. (wedgie) (379↑, 143↓)
Pulling up of another person's underwear as high as possible to cause pain in the butt. Ofton used on sissies and nerds who wear briefs.

The school bully once hung me by my boxers on the hook in his locker and left me there for the whole day. My butt was sore for a week. He threatened to leave me there next time. When he was finished with school for the day he gave me a swirly for 30 seconds before letting me go.

Author: James the sore butt http://wedgie.urbanup.com/1299553
4. (Wedgie) (421↑, 218↓)
When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.

I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time\!\! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell\!\!

5. (wedgie) (328↑, 150↓)
when someone grabs the top of your whitey tighties and pulls up north

jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.

6. (wedgie) (228↑, 58↓)
when you are wearing some sort of underwear (boxers, briefs, tighty whities, thongs ect.) and pulls it very high so it rides up your butt crack. or in the front squishing a guys balls (also called penis, nuts, ect.) this is painful and most people love it. try giving yourself a wedgie at home or somthing while your alone\!

my friends spent the night for the entire weekend and well of course i fell asleep first and well they put my hand in water and when i woke up i was in a hanging wedgie (where your underwear is on somthing that lifts you up off the ground completely) and scince if your hand is soaked in water while you sleep i was peeing myself the entire time in that major wedgie\!

7. (Wedgie) (211↑, 79↓)
a painful punishment given to those who are too weak to stop it. Its a way to punish the weak without seriously injuring them. In fact its kind compared to other forms of bullying.

superman wedgie:a wedgie in witch the arms are pushed down through the leg holes of the underwear then lifted above the victims head like there flying which brings the waistbands up onto both shoulders. rowboat: when the victim is laying face first on the ground you place your feet on there shoulders while reaching down to grab there wastband then u sit down and pull up with both hands(like rowing a boat) while u push down with your feet figurer4: you place the calve of one leg 1 to the back of the knee of leg 2 then pull leg 2s foot up twords there head and wrap there underwear around the foot leaving them stuck on the floor without use of there legs. waistband curl: grab the victim by the back of the underwear and simply see how many times you can curl them without leting there feet touch the ground.

Author: michael chastain http://wedgie.urbanup.com/1527616
8. (wedgie) (151↑, 21↓)
Verb. A prank where the bully or bullies walks up behind the unexpecting victim, and takes the waistband of his briefs and pulls them up the back, while the victim is still wearing them. Sometimes if the bully is strong enough they can lift the victim off the ground by their tighty whiteys and hang them on a high place by their briefs, such as a hook or basketball hoop. Wedgies are most commonly performed on wearers of briefs (the cool male style of underwear) not on any losers who wear boxers, who are usualy giving the wedgie. An atomic wedgie is when the waistband is pulled over the head of the victim, while he is still wearing them, thus blinding him.

One time me and my two friends: nick and kevn were sleeping over. We are all 13 and in the same classes. Since we all wear briefs, my older brother who is 16 decided to give all of us atomic wedgies. Then he went back up stairs. We all fell asleep with the atomic wedgies still in. Then when we fell back asleep, he came back downstairs, unhooked each of our wediges, and tied the backs of our tighty whiteys together,took all of our clothes off except for our undies, and put us outside and locked all the doors. Since it was a sunday morning, my parents didn't wake up till 11 am, so all the neighbors saw. Then my brothers friends came and gave us each a hanging wedgie. They pulled out briefs through a chain link fence, and twisted a tennis ball in each of ours, so it was extra hard to get out of. We were hanging there for a couple hours until they came and got us down.

Author: elmer the great http://wedgie.urbanup.com/2286362
9. (wedgie) (99↑, 14↓)
A wedgie is the condition when someones underwear gets stuck up their ass naturally, or by someone pulling it up there. Wedgies are done usually to nerds who wear tighty whities. However it can be done to people who wear boxers to, and of all ages. Wedgies are done as an act of dominance, to torture somone, for sibling rivalry, or just friends messing around.

When I was younger I used to wear tighty whities. Supposedly, because of this my brother would wedgie me all the time. I think it was just because he was being a jackass. I have proof to since now I wear boxers, and he still gives me wedgies all the time. One time he had his friend over, when I was about 12, and he was about 15. I was laying down on my bed watching tv, when my brother walked into my room. I was immediately suspicious. He walked over, and jumped onto me before I hardly had time to move. He was pinning me to the bed, when his friend came into the room. He screamed, "Hold him down\!" So now his friend was pinning me down as he reached down my pants and grabbed the waist band of my tighty whities. He yanked them upwards with both hands. His friend laughed, saying "Your brother still wears tighty whities," mockingly. My brother replied, "Yep, my goal is to rip them all." He continued to yand away while I was screaming in pain. Finally they were about half way up my back when my leg holes started to show and he yanked at those. I could hear my underwear starting to tear as he yanked more violently. My underwear was at the back of my head, when my brother thought of a different idea. He had his friend let go and lifted me up by my underwear hanging me up on a hook that was in my room. he tied my hands and feet together with some rope and they left me there. I hung for 20 minutes before it finally broke, and I was still tied up for a while with underwear jammed up my ass.

Author: average joe the 53rd http://wedgie.urbanup.com/2908658
10. (wedgie) (118↑, 36↓)
when someone comes up behind u(or in front) and pulls up on ur underwear. if done on the front of a male it will crush there balls providing entertainment for u and embarisment for the reciever.

i gave myself a wedgie befor in my basement. i tied my underwear from a support beam and jumped. my underwear didnt rip so i hung there my balls hurt so bad not to mention my ass and i hung there for an hour befor i tried to get out of it finally i riped throught the underwear but the shourts were also tied and i ripped through those and had to hide in my basement for an hour naked befor i could be sure of no embarasment getting to my room.

11. (wedgie) (82↑, 12↓)
When someone pulls up the back of your tighty whities, causing them to ride up your butt crack.

The school bully saw me in the lockeroom with my tighty whities so he pulled them up as high as he could. They ended up over my head and covering my eyes. He dragged me outside where we had recess and tied me up. I couldn't pick the wedgie and when I tried he spanked my visible buttocks with a stick. Everybody formed a circle arond me and the bully and started laughing and cheering. The bully took the undies off my head but then hung me by them on the chain link fence. Recess ended and it took 4 hours for a teacher to find me.

12. (Wedgie) (84↑, 14↓)
When someone yanks upward on your underwear. Usually done on weaker people or done in a group to average/stronger people. It induces a large amount of pain towards the crotch/ass. Incredibly painful and there are a large variety of techniques. Hurts more if the reciever of the wedgie is wearing tighty whities (briefs). As tidey whities tend to take longer to rip(escpecially Fruit of the Loom and Hanes), and they stretch farther. They're also harder to un-wedge, and go deeper into your crack. Opposed to boxers, which rip easier, easier to un-wedge, and don't irritate and hurt as much. Boxer wearer's tend to pick on a tighty wighty wearer through the wedgie. The wedgie is also a common locker room use. Should someone be shown to wear tidey whighties (briefs) then they should be the victim of many wedgies into the future and beyond until everyone seems fit.

"I wear tighty whities and while changing in the locker room, a student saw me and screamed out TIGHTY WHITIES\! While I tried my best to change, a rather large guy, grabbed the waist band and yanked up incredibly hard. I was immobilized and 4 other guys came and yanked upwards as well. My lower area was burning incredibly and I couldn't stop it. ALl 4 of them spit into my underwear as they yanked, giving me a messy wedgie and causing much pain and irritation. They finally stopped and took my stuff leaving me in nothing but my thong-ed out briefs. Ever since then, I have been the victim of many unfortunate wedgies."

Author: Wedgie victim http://wedgie.urbanup.com/2456934
13. (Wedgie) (71↑, 14↓)
A prank in which the victim's [boxers] or [briefs] are pulled higher than they should go. There are many wedgie variations, here are a few: Hanging wedgie: When you or a victim has been wedgied, then is hung on a place where they cannot get down. Atomic Wedgie: The wedgie generally shown in cartoons. Where your boxers are pulled up and the waistband goes around the head. CAUTION: This is very difficult to pull off. [Melvin]: A frontal wedgie. Do not do this to a guy, it could ruin their sex life for enternity. [Mervin]: When both sides of the underwear are pulled high. Usually done by two or more people. [Gang Wedgie]: When a group of people attack you and give you as many wedgies as possible. It is very common to leave the victim in a jock lock so that he cannot get out. [Bondage Wedgie]: When you are tied up and wedgied. You are tied up to try to keep you from picking it. Scarecrow Wedgie: A hanging wedgie when you have the leg holes of the boxers on a pole. Then you stick a shirt on the poor victim so he cannot get up and leave. Ripper Wedgie: Perhaps one of the most painful. It is called ripper because the boxers rip. It can also be called a Cosmic Wedgie Lucky for me that I have never been wedgied.

My brother gives me Atomic wedgies all the time. Once he hung me on a hook in his closet and left me there for two hours. When he came back he started taking pictures.

14. (wedgie) (59↑, 8↓)
When someone sneaks up behind and pulls your underwear up your crack, causing an intense amount of pain. Usually given to dorks wearing tighty-whities by cool guys wearing boxers because tighty-whities stretch farther, don't rip as easily, and dig deeper into your crack. If the person giving the wedgie is strong enough, they can lift you up by your underwear and hang you on something, this is called a [hanging wedgie]. It can keep the wedgie going, like the [bondage wedgie], where the victim is tied up so they can't pick their wedgie.

I tattled on my brother and got him grounded. That night, I woke up to him lifting me up by my underwear. He gave me an atomic wedgie, then duct taped my hands together so I couldn't unpick it. The next morning, I was carried upstairs by my underwear and put me on the floor. Our parents were away, so he still wouldn't undo my wedgie or untape my hands. Later, my friend came over and did untape my hands and undo my wedgie. We planned to sneak out of the house, but my brother caught us just as we were leaving. He hauled us down to the basement and gave us hanging wedgies on a coatrack. This time, he left us up there until our parents came home. I never tattled on my brother again\!

15. (wedgie) (75↑, 26↓)
what happens to all: nerds,geeks,dorks,preps, rich kids,freshman and brief weareres. A person whom usually wears boxers will usually pull the victims underwear (usually briefs) up the victims crack. If the victim fights back at the giver, and the giver loses, then the giver must switch underwear with the victim and then be given an hanging wedgie

Today in gym class the seniors gave all the freshmans wedgies in the lockerooms, even the freshman wearing boxers. The seniors then hung each and every freshman on a locker and kicked them in the balls several hours, and left them there.

16. (Wedgie) (79↑, 31↓)
The act of having one's tighty whities (briefs) or boxers yanked up and down until they are securely wedged between one's butt cheeks. Usually done by males as an act of embarassment, pain, initiation, fun, or a sign of power.

John gave me a wedgie that was so big, I had to dig the tighty whities out of my rear for hours \!

17. (wedgie) (48↑, 7↓)
a wedgie is a classic [prank]. when a person comes up behind a person wearing [tighty whities] and pulls up on the elastic as hard as the giver can. wedgies are mainly given to males who wear tighty whites and can be done to wearers of [boxers]. there are many types of wedgie. when the [underwear] is pulled over the victims head is called a [atomic wedgie]. this one is usually done by two people of pulling both sides of the underwear up is called a [mervin]. when the victim is lifted up by his tighty whities and hung on something high so not touching the ground is called a [hanging wedgie]. the lifting of the front of the underwear crushing the balls is called a [melvin]. the action of pulling up on a males jock strap makeing the back strapes go up the butt crak is called a [jock wedgie]

one day i was changing afetr practice i was the last one. but i was still in my jock strap. one of my teammates gave me a powerful jock wedgie. just casue i beat him in the wrestling tourment.

18. (wedgie) (123↑, 85↓)
noun. a prank in which the victim's undershorts are jerked upward so as to become wedged between the buttocks

"That wedgie tore up my boxers\!"

19. (wedgie) (61↑, 26↓)
When someone pulls up your tighty whities causing extreme pain.

I was on my way to class when a bully came and grabbed me. He was a senior, so he had a car. He pushed me into his car and locked the doors. He took me to this old barn behind his house.He tied me up and made me call my mom to say that I was at a friend's house.(so she wouldn't get worried)He then grabbed my clothes off me until I was only in my underwear. He left and got 13 or 14 other seniors. 5 of them grabbed my tighty whities and pulled them up over my head. He then tied me again and taped me to the wall. They took pictures of me. Then he untied me and hung me from a lamp on the cieling. My undies didn't rip so I just hung there, crying.They started to grab my butt and twist the cheeks. It hurt really bad. They laughed and spanked me for about 10 minutes with planks. Then, they let me down and took me to the barn's bathroom. The toilet and sink were dirty and old, but they still worked. They pushed my still wedgied butt onto the seat and pulled my undies over my head again. This time, though, they pushed my undy covered head in the green toilet water. They taped my head so I couldnt get my head out of the toilet. They ran out and the farmer found me a day later. He even laughed at me too. Then he yelled at me to get off his farm, so I got up and left, not realizing that I was only in my underwear. I was walking down the highway when I realized . I cried on the side of the road until a car picked me up and took me home. I thanked him as I got out, but when I turned around I saw him cracking up as he drove away.I still have a clear memory of that painful wedgie.

Author: Marvin "Loser" Thomas http://wedgie.urbanup.com/2794593
20. (wedgie) (69↑, 33↓)
when a friend or foe grabs the back of your [underwear] and pulls up

locker rooms are a common place to find wedgies.

Author: wedgie reciver http://wedgie.urbanup.com/1540702
21. (wedgie) (45↑, 10↓)
When someone or something pulls on ur underwear very sharply and it wedges in between the buttock cheeks. Types:When given wedgie then hung is called Hanging Wedgie. when a underwear band is pulled up over ur head and stays on ur forehead is called a Atomic Wedgie. if the underwear is ripped it is called a ripper wedgie. if the underwear is pulled from front it is called a melvin. if the under wear is pulled from both sides its called a mervin.

I was hanging out with my neighbors when i saw one of them sagging so ik gave them a wedgie. the ripper wedgie to be exact so then he later came gave me a hyanging wedgie on a post in my backyard. my parents were gone on trip and it was during spring break.

Author: Thomas12345678910 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3125670
22. (Wedgie) (41↑, 7↓)
A [wedgie] is a common [prank] among teenagers in which the victims underwear is pulled up their back and is wedged between their [ass] cheeks. Wedgies are normally performed by cool guys who wear [boxers] on uncool people who wear [briefs] or [tighty whiteys]. There are many different kinds of wedgie. A wedgie from the front, thus squashing the testicles is known as a [melvin]. A [mervin] is a wedgie, usually performed by two people, from both sides. A north, south, east and west wedgie is a wedgie from all four sides. A wedgie in which the victim is left hanging from a high up object i.e a coat hook or fence, is called a [hanging wedgie]. A wedgie where the victims underwear is completely torn off is known as a [ripper] wedgie. A wedgie in which the attacker jumps up and down to make the underwear wedge harder is known as a [sky high wedgie].A wedgie where the victim is dragged along the ground by their underwear is a [dragging wedgie]. A wedgie where the victim is wedgied and then spun around is a [flying dutchman wedgie]. A wedgie where a pole is placed through the leg holes of the victims underwear and spun around is a [propeller wedgie]. A wedgie where the band of the underwear is placed over the head is an [atomic wedgie].

My friend apparently use to give me wedgies all the time because I wore tighty whiteys. I now know he was lying because even though we both wear boxers he still gives them to me. One time I was at his house and he went to the bathroom. I wasn't paying attention and before I know it he is in the room giving me a wedgie. This was even when I wore boxers. His mom asked what was going on and he said nothing. I was sleeping over in his house that night. We were playing truth or dare and I chose dare. He dared me to do whatever he said all night. I said I'd do it because if I didn't it was ten kicks in the balls. I didn't realize his parents were away all weekend. He said i had to let him do every kind of wedgie on me. I had to let him do it. He gave me an atomic wedgie so high it went under my chin. it was soooooooo painful. Then he gave me a hanging wedgie. He did it off the basketball hoop in his back yard and then he started throwing things at me. He made me go home the next day and get all my boxers so he could give me more. He gave me a ripper wedgie in my favorite pair (My white American Eagles). Then he gave me a propeller wedgie and a sky high wedgie. It was horrible. The most pain though was when he mixe three different wedgies. A hanging wedgie, an atomic wedgie and a melvin. He hung me off a coat hook with my boxers over the back of my head and my balls were absolutely killing me. He let me down after like two hours. Then h said he would only make me do one more. He made me strip down to my boxers and then gave me a hanging wedgie of a tree in his front yard so everyone could see. I got him back though because last time my parents were away I dared him to do everything I said and I gave him the same treatment but a million times worse\!\!\!

Author: The dare revenger http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3671415
23. (wedgie) (38↑, 8↓)
when a bully sneaks up on a nerd and yanks up their undies so it really hurts

a whole group of bullies snook up on me and pulled up my undies then they took my pants, then they stuck my arms down the leg holes and tied my arms and leys together and then they hung my undies on a thick tree branch giving me a huge wedgie, and it was above a huge mud puddle so i was hanging on the tree branch for about 5 hours untill my underwear finnaly ripped and i fell in to the mud puddle.

Author: dorkywedgiegrl23 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/2825427
24. (wedgie) (53↑, 25↓)
the proper punishment for nerds; when someone yanks your tighty whities way up while you're wearing them an [atomic wedgie] is where they get the elastic over your head, a [hanging wedgie] is where they hook your briefs onto something and leave you dangling in the air, a [melvin] is a front wedgie that splits the wedgie getter's balls in half, a [mervin] is where they pull your briefs up on both sides. these are all things you should try on your brothers. its funny

one time a wimp pissed me off so i gave him a wedgie up to his ears. after a few minutes i hooked him on a hook and left him there. he leaves me alone now

Author: random person11111111 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/2051575
25. (wedgie) (35↑, 9↓)
a wedgie is a classic [prank]. aperson comes up behind a person wearing [tighty whities] and pulls up on the elastic band as hard as the giver can. wedgies are mainly given to males who wear tighty whities and can be done t wearers of [boxers]. there are many types of wedgies. when the underwear is pulled over the victims head and rests on the forhead is called an [atomic wedgie]. this one is usually done by two people pulling both sides of the underwear up called a [mervin]. when the victim is lifted up by his tighty whities and hung on something high so the victim is not touching the ground is called a [hanging wedgie]. the lifting of the front of the tighty whities and curshing the balls of the victim is called a [melvin].

The most common place to find wedgies are in high school locker rooms

26. (wedgie) (66↑, 40↓)
the punishment for nerds, geeks, and the uncool given by someone cooler where their tighty whities are pulled up very high from behind while they are wearing them

i gave the nerd a wedgie and then hooked his tighty whities on a post and left\!

Author: big boy111111111 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/1659808
27. (wedgie) (118↑, 93↓)
A childhood prank where one person sneaks up on another, and grabs and pulls up on the whitey tightys, causing pain in the buttcks

"God that wedgie hurt\!"

28. (Wedgie) (35↑, 14↓)
a punishment for all losers, geeks, and nerds who wear tighty whiteys

I and some buddies (all seniors) were in the locker room when we spotted the three biggest nerds in the school. They played W.O.W. all day and talked about it at school. We noticed they had tighty whiteys. All five of us seniors dragged them to the toilets where we gave them swirlies. Then we gave them [bondage wedgie]s by duct taping their hands and feet together after stripping them down to their underwear. We gave their underwear a strong yank each and then heard the P.E. teacher coming so we threw them in the supply closet (nobody goes there). We only had one period left so we knew they was "safe" there. The teachers didnt noticed their absence because we had huge classes.After last period we got our victims and threw them in our car. They were still wedgied and duct taped (and still only in they undies). We knew their parent were away so we took our time. At my house my parents were gone too, so the torture began. We gave them some real bad wedgies. From atomic to jock lock. Then we drew dicks on their face with sharpie. Then the GRAND FINALE commenced. We then duct tapped bags of warm water on their hands so they would piss themselves silly. We hooked one nerds underwear to the flagpole and left him up there. The other two were duct tapped together in a sexual position (one humping the other). We placed the gays in a park where the cool seniors hung out. We took tons of pictures\!\!\! The flagpole nerd cried and pissed himself all day and we fed him a laxative. We did the same to the homo nerds and they crapped and pissed all over each other. I salute Freshman Friday\!\!\!

29. (wedgie) (41↑, 20↓)
pulling someones underwear up their ass

one time 2 of my friends were at my house and one went to the toliet and me and the other one was talking.we were so busy talking that the other one came up and gave me the biggest wedgie ever in my red briefs

30. (wedgie) (24↑, 5↓)
when you grab someones underwear and pull up

Once in the summer we were hanging out a the ABC field and some seniors challanged us to a basketball game. There were 6 of us and 9 of them. We just lost and my friend RJ got them really pissed off. Then they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop. It was about 8 feet of the ground. He was wearing boxer briefs so they only stretched about 2 feet. He was still about then 5 feet off of the ground. It was so funny. Then they took him off and gave him an atomic wedgie. We couldn't get it off of his head so he walked around with us for 3 hours through Ridley Park until we finally got it off. We said that if he was ever rude to us we would give him another wedgie and wouldn't help him. That day was so funny.

31. (wedgie) (21↑, 5↓)
Classic wedgie- When somebody grabs a nerds breifs or tighty-whities and yanks them with heavy force. Atomic wedgie- When the underwear's waist band is pulled up over the victims head and onto the nerds forehead Nuclear wedgie- when the underwear is pulled over the victims head but not over Ripper wedgie- When the underwear is ripped hanging wedgie- When the victim is hung by his underwear and lifted off the ground. sky high wedgie- when the victim is ung on a very high object such as a flag pole or a tall tree superman wedgie- when the wictim is flown around by their underwear melvin/mervin- when the underwear is pulled up from the front.

ive gotten all of these wedgies in the past ouch\!\!\!

32. (wedgie) (18↑, 4↓)
a wedgie is where ones underwear is pulled up from the back therefore jamming the underwear up the victims ass often performed on nerds who wear tighty-whiteys(like me\!\!) by cool people who wear boxers

this story is 100% true no mattter what. i am a 15 year old boy whos mum wont let me wear boxers she says that i will always have to wear tighty-whiteys coz they r better for giving wedgies and i keep arguing but every time i argue she just calls my older brother ill call him micheal to come and 'deal' with me, by deal with me she means torture him until u seem fit to stop and with my brother that never comes around so today my mum to ld him to deal with me and first he stripped me down to my underwear and then he said brb and he came back with bags full of food (mainly messy liquidy foods) and some duct tape and before i knew it i had my mouth taped shut and my arms and legs tied up and then he put loads of whipped cream and jelly down my pants and then he gave me an atomic wedgie and after about 2 hours he unhooked the atomic wedgie and gave me a hanging wedgie from the hook on the back of my door and then he took the duct tape off of my mouth and gave me loads of water b4 putting the duct tape back on my mouth and then he took me down and gave me a north, south, east and west wedgie as far up as my underwear would go he then got a belt and put it on 3 holes too tight around the wedgie and said that if the wedgie wasnt there in the morning that would be nice compared to what he would do next and with that he took the key to my bedroom door and locked me in and i had drunk loads of water and i wasnt allowed to go to the bathroom so i had to piss myself all night long:(

33. (wedgie) (21↑, 8↓)
when a persons underwear is pulled just about as far as it will go.

im a bit of a nerd so im not suprised this happened to me but anyway when i started high school everybody thought it would be funny for everybody to give me all the wedgies that they could think of every day of the week and this 1 time my parents went away for 2 weeks and left me on my own and only my best friend knew this (she was my only friend aswell) and the school bully found out that there was somthing i wasnt telling him so he decided that he wanted to find out and he realised that the best way to do this was through my friend so he threatened her and she blurted it out. so now he knew that there was no parents around for 2 weeks so he decided to hang me to the flag pole and he superglued my hands to 2 bags full of water and fed me 1 sausage and loads of water every hour so i was shitting and pissing myself like 10 times a minute. anyways i stayed up there every day with people constntly taking photos and the only time that they let me down (apart from to feed me) was when they decided that they wanted to use someone as a punchbag (me) so i was up there for 2 weeks and 10 hours just hanging by my underwear (and they didnt break either) and when i did finally get down after my parents got back the first thing i recieved when i was back in school was my head down the toilet and my but is still sore from the wedgie hanging and now even the mega-nerds give me wedgies and its soooooooo depressing :(

34. (Wedgie) (20↑, 6↓)
When performed on a male, the effect may be that they will not be able to have children, and their asses will have scars.

Over school vacation, my friend and I were invited to a party on an island with all of the seniors. We being freshman, thought this would be cool. So we went out by boat, no adults, to this island. When we got to the island, they brought us into a cabin. They told us to strip to our underwear. (About 3 guys were there) We got nervous, and said no. They tackled us down and ripped off our clothes. We were both standing in white briefs. One of them grabbed the back of my underwear. He pulled as hard as he possibly could. I screamed, and could hear my friend crying, for they atomic wedgied him. They did the same to me. They carried us outside, and up tall trees. They hung us there. Then, they picked me for their, "smash the frshman's tiny balls" party. They used fists, boots, and a baseball bat. The pain was so extreme I crapped myself twice. It was the worst thing ever.

35. (wedgie) (23↑, 9↓)
a wedgie is where a a kids underwear such as boxers, boxer briefs and briefs are lifted up and lifted up ontop of their head. note: briefs hurt the most =( WEAR BOXER BRIEFS\!\!\!\! u will not get picked on and they dont hurt in wedgies.... boxers hurt\!\!\!\!\!\!

Last year in 7th grade i went over my friends house. His parents left... to get some things. so it was just me and chaud.. Chaud said 'hey, u wanna fly' i said ' what do u mean' and he then pansted me.. revealing my tighty whiteys... His older brother came and and took my pants off and ran away with them. then Chaud took my tighty whiteys and lifted them up and gave me a huge flying wedgie. He then put me on a hook in his room and hung ther efor 10 minutes... I had to beg for my pants back and i was to let chaud and his bro ball tap me 2 times each to get my pants back..Chaud never told anyone and hes still my best friend and ill get revenge I was up in the air\!

36. (wedgie) (32↑, 18↓)
to have your undies yanked up

those bullies gave me a huge wedgie, and they hung me by the flag pole\!

37. (Wedgie) (19↑, 8↓)
A sharp upwards pull on your underwear from behind

One time me and my frined were having a sleepover in his house. We both wore briefs at the time so his older brother came in and gave us each a hanging wedgie of the hooks in his room. We were stuck in there so long we fell asleep. when i woke up our briefs had ripped so we put on new ones. As soon as we did his older brother came in and gave us atomic wedgies. They were so painful we started crying so he kicked us in the balls

Author: Sore ass 9999999999999 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3942371
38. (wedgie) (79↑, 68↓)
a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the [crotch]

A bully likes to give wedgies.

39. (Wedgie) (16↑, 6↓)
When the back of your underwear is pulled up with great force.

One time i was sleeping over in my friends house. We were playing truth or dare and i picked dare.He dared me to let him give me every kind of wedgie coz if i said no i got kicked in the balls and had to drink his cum. He started off with a normal wedgie and that wasn't that bad. Then he gave me a jock lock wedgie. It wasn't 2 bad but then he started tickling me so i was squirming. Then he gave me a messy wedgie with toothpaste, whipped cream and spit. It was gross. Then i had to go home in the messy wedgie and get all my tighty whiteys (this was wen i still wore them). He gave me a ripper wedgie and that was really painful. Then i got a sky high wedgie which was really painful coz my ass was still sore from the ripper. Then i got a propeller wedgie. He tightened it so tight my ass started bleeding. Then i got a melvin, then a mervin and then an north, south, east, west wedgie. Then he gave me a break. I went into the bathroom to look at my ass in the mirror when he grabbed me and gave me a swirlie. Then i got a hanging wedgie. I fell asleep in it so he woke me up by hitting me in the balls. It was sooooo painful. He left me in the hanging wedgie for 3 hours. then i fell asleep again nd when i woke up i had pissed myself and was on the bone so my friend started taking pictures. He gave me an atomic wedgie when i woke up. Then for the last wedgie he made me take off all my clothes except my pee stained tighty whiteys and hung me from a tree in his front garden. It was so embarrassing and painful. The next week he sleptover in my house so i dared him to get every wedgie. It was great. First i gave him a sky high ripper. Then i gave him a messy wedgie with shaving cream. Then he got a hanging wedgie. I left him there for 4 hours while taking pictures, feeding him and giving him water. He pissed and shit himself. For the last wedgie i brought him to the park(this was in the morning) and hung him off a tree for the whole day until 10 o clock. Just to extra get back at him i kicked him in the balls when he slept and ripped all his boxers so he only had tighty whiteys. The next day in gym i got everyone to give him a hanging wedgie and spit in it.

Author: Asspainandsoreballs http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3754553
40. (wedgie) (26↑, 16↓)
when your underwear goes up ur asshole and it hurts

in the 4ht grade i got a wedgie by a boy at recess

41. (wedgie) (16↑, 6↓)
when someone grabs the waistband of your [tighty-whities] and lifts up, wedging the [tighty-whities] in between your butcheeks

Yesterday, my friend James gave me a wedgie and lifted up off the ground a little.

Author: wedgie reciver http://wedgie.urbanup.com/1540698
42. (Wedgie) (15↑, 6↓)
A wedgie is a prank in which the victim has their waistband of their underwear pulled up. A wedgie is painful, since the underwear is forced up the butt cheek. Boys that wear [briefs] are usually targets for wedgies, since [briefs] are considered un-cool by the cool kids and are more embarrassing than [boxers]. Wedgies are usually performed to embarrass someone, or for the fun of it. It is one of the more common types of school pranks, usually performed by bullies. An [atomic wedgie] is one where the underwear is pulled up and goes over the head. A [hanging wedgie] is one of the most painful types of wedgies. The victim has their underwear hanging by something, such as a coathook, a flagpole, a tree, etc. It is very painful, since they can be in the wedgie for a very long time. Wedgies are even more embarrassing if you don't have your clothes on (besides the underwear). A [melvin] is a wedgie performed in the front, rather than the back. If a wedgie is performed and the underwear is pulled really hard, the underwear can rip, causing even more embarrassment.

I am a victim of wedgie torture. Once, at a sleepover, my friends decided to wedgie torture me. First, they stripped me down to nothing but my [tightey whiteys]. Then, they gave me an [atomic wedgie], and forced me to run around their neighborhood in that wedgie. It was very embarrassing. Then they gave me a [hanging wedgie] on their fence and left me there until nighttime. A bunch of people saw and came by and laughed at me. Then, they took me down and each of them wedgied me 5 times. Finally, they gave me a [hanging wedgie] on a coathook, which I had to sleep in. I peed a lot of times. It hurt like hell\! I was squirming in that wedgie, and my white [briefs] didn't even rip. The next day, they each got a turn to pull me down as hard as they could until my [briefs] ripped, which actually took a long time. Then, they sent me home [naked]. My butt still hurts from that wedgie experience\!

Author: srfhrhrajajjkjarklakaekatkak http://wedgie.urbanup.com/4793798
43. (Wedgie) (10↑, 1↓)
When the underwear is yanked.

Today, I was standing in line at school, when two seniors came out of nowhere, one came to the front, one came to the back. They both grabbed my underwear ( which were 3 sizes to big, since i had to grab my older brothers while rushing for the bus), and gave me an atomic melvin and an atomic normal wedgie. both sides reached above my head, and i was lifted off the ground. They tied off the tops and put a belt around me and the flagpole. Everyone saw me and it was humiliating. Since then i have been a daily reciever of wedgies.

44. (Wedgie) (17↑, 8↓)
A painful experience wen the bak of ur underwear is pulled up ur bak wit gr8 strength

1 time changin 4 gym my friend came up behind me nd shouted WEDGIE so every1 in my class came and gave me a wedgie. They gave me an atomic wedgie nd den changed it 2 a hangin wedgie nd left me in their locker til after gym. wen dey let me down dey gave me a swirlie nd a wedgie at the same time. He did this 2 my other friend aswell so we got bak at my friend last time he slept over. We gave him a hangin wedgie na made him drink loads of water so he peed himself nd made him sleep in it. B4 we let him down we kicked him in the nuts nd den we gave him a swirlie. He hasnt given us a wedgie since but we keep doin it 2 him 2 make sure he dosent do it 2 us.

Author: Payback giver http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3596654
45. (wedgie) (25↑, 16↓)
When your boxer shorts get pulled and the cloth gets shoved up the person's ass

I was changing in the locker room when all of a sudden my friend gives me a wedgie and my heart boxers goes up my ass and everyone sawto let everyone see.

46. (wedgie) (10↑, 2↓)
When someone pulles up on someones underwear the gives the wearer of the underwear suver pain in the bottom. People that give wedgies are people that wear boxers.

Thurday I was on the playground and the bullies came up to me and gave me a hanging wedgie from my underwear and hung me to the swing set all day and then let me go after school

Author: wedgie man 4658 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3916238
47. (Wedgie) (15↑, 8↓)
When someone pulls your underwear so high up your butt it takes a week to get it all out.

This is my story as a high school freshman. I did survive the following events, and they are 100% true, no matter what. The school bully had been a bully forever. He had stayed in high school for two extra years, and he had his own system. Each week he selected one student to ruin forever. He was actually known for hospitalizing a few, and everyone was to scared to fight back. There was a rumor that once, he had slammed a freshman's testicles between two bricks and the kid lost his sex life forever. So I went to school, and was at my locker, when someone slammed the locker on my head. Dazed and mad, I turned around to see the bully. He told me, "Your my pick this week. Lets get to it." He grabbed the back of my underwear and lifted me off the ground. He took me outside to the parking lot. I whimpered and asked him not to hurt me. He just laughed. He walked me over to the portable toilet and opened the door. I smelled the strong smell of shit. He showed me what was inside. The thing hadn't been cleaned in over three months. I started to beg. He laughed and took off my clothes. Then he twisted my nipples hard. One even started to bleed. I cried, and he picked me up. He shoved my head into the stinking brown slop of diarrea and piss. It got in my mouth, and i puked. The bully grabbed the back of my undies and yanked as hard as he could. The underwear jammed up my ass, and then he flossed my ass with them. It burned and chafed. He gave me a final jock-lock wedgie and stuffed me inside the toilet. I was laying in shit and piss in my underwear, I couldn't move or talk. For 18 hours I lay in there, until the fat gym teacher took a shit on top of me, looked down and saw me. I am now in counseling and have transferred schools.

Author: extremewedgie http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3815285
48. (wedgie) (44↑, 39↓)
The exscruciating pain between the butt cheeks when underwear is pulled in a upward postion.

That bullie gave me a serious wedgie.

49. (wedgie) (8↑, 4↓)
a wedgie is when someone grabs your underwear and pulls them up to cause pain. there is many diff. types of wedgies but the most common one is when the back of your waste band is pulled up causing your underwear to go up your butt. One of the most painful wedgies for a guy to receive is a front wedgie. This is because the underwear rides up your crotch causeing pain and squishes the males penis and balls.

my friends and I were all wrestling, it then turned into a wedgie war. I was for sure given the most.. and i got the most painful one. A front wedgie. it was so bad that my boxers ripped in the front\!\! my balls and penis hurt so bad

Author: painful wedgie http://wedgie.urbanup.com/4984641
50. (wedgie) (3↑, 0↓)
when someones underwear is yanked up sharply and causes pain. There are many types of wedgies such as the melvin (when the front of your underwear is pulled up), a jock lock (were ur undies r pulled and then your legs are bended back and then ur feet are put thro the holes), a hanging wedgie (were ur undies r hooked onto something high like a coat hanger) and there r lots more\! Most people love wedgies and i suggest u try them, also spanking your self whilst in a wedgie is good. wear tighty-wightys, boxers, thongs and other things like that\! you may also like to try making your own pants for wedging. By some strong thin dental floss and some elestic and tie the floss to the elestic so that there are holes for your legs then start yanking\! not everybody will like them but they might be good at the start of s.e.x. or to turn someone on or durring a strip tease or something (private strip tease) and if u want to wear some sort or stretchy thong or g-srting (or micro-thong) and have a shoulder wedgie in front of collegeous\!\!\!

u can find wedgies in most high schools\!

Author: nahnahnah12425 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/5133927
51. (wedgie) (26↑, 23↓)
losers who wear whitey tighties, fags, and freshmen recieve these as punishment for existing.

my friend and me liked to give kids wedgies. we are 18. one day, a loser freshman kid with red hair and glasses was walking in the hall. without a word, we grabbed him and dragged him into the bathroom. he begged us, tried giving us his lunch money, but we laughed. we ripped off his shirt to find extremely white skin and tiny nipples, no muscle. we laughed and ripped off his pants. his legs had no hair whatsoever, and he was wearing whitey tighteys\! we laughed, and we opened the back of his undies to see a pastey white ass. we spit in the undies. the kid was crying now. so we forcibly jammed the underwear as far up his ass as our strength let us, causing the white skin the become VERY red. we hung the undies from a hook in a stall over the toilet. my friend and me took a dump and didn't flush, so it smell really bad. we left the seat up so if he fell he would land in it. we stole his socks and shoes. We stuffed his clothes in the other toilets and peed on them. we each punched him in the nuts exactly 500 times before we left, spitting on his crotch. he cried his eyes out the whole time. we left his ass there and locked the stall AND the br door.

Author: loserkiller69 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/5008640
52. (wedgie) (2↑, 0↓)
when someone grabs either the front of your underwear or the back and pulls up as high as they can go

True Story I was walking home from school and and the three school bullies jumped me. they tied my hands behind my back blindfolded me and made me walk to some place i still dont know of. they untied my hands and gave me a hanging wedgie. they took off the blindfold and started laughing at me. they made me call my parents and say that i was staying over at my friends for 1 or 2 days. one of them pulled my legs down as far as they could go and they each took turns punching and kicking me in the balls for about 5 minutes each. they then took me down still in a wedgie and tied my hands together. the main bully gave me a superman wedgie and flew me into the bathroom. they gave me a swirly for 30 seconds while still in the wedgie put me in a hanging wedgie for a minute, then gave me another swirly for a minute. they then took me to the closet, and there was a hook on both sides. they put the front of my underwear on one hook and the back on the other hook. they then put duct tape over my mouth and left me there for about 3 hours. they came back fed me rotten food, and then made me drink 3L of water. they then took me down blindfoled me and put me on a flagpole in the school. i had to wait until someone came to get me down. i was in a wedgie for a total of 37 hours.

53. (Wedgie) (4↑, 2↓)
When a person (a.k.a [jackass]) grabs ur waistband and pulls up high therefore forcing the underwear to go up in ur butt crack.

One time i was at a sleepover with all my friends. I was really tired so i fell asleep before everyone else. So then my friends it would be funny to play [truth or dare]. So they woke me up. The leader of the group gave a everyone a card except me. They asked "truth or dare" to me. I said Dare. they read the card out loud and said "U have to let everyone in the room(there was 6 people in the room) give u an [atomic wedgie], [superman wedgie], [messy wedgie], [hanging wedgie], [granny pantie wedgie], so basically all the wedgies in the book. I said sure 'cause i thought it was a group thing. Next thing you everyone's giving me wedgies SEPERATELY\!\!\!\! I was digging my underwear out for hours\!\!\!

Author: unfortunategrl http://wedgie.urbanup.com/5653718
54. (Wedgie) (2↑, 1↓)
The act of pulling on someone's underwear, whether as a joke or maliciously.

Types of wedgies Standard: Grab back of waistband and pull up. Front: Grab front of waistband and pull up. Pinned Wedgie: With victim lying facedown, sit on their head or back facing their feet. Then give them a wedgie. Pinned Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face or chest facing their feet. Then give them a front wedgie. Hanging Wedgie: Give victim a wedgie, then hang waistband over a doorknob or coat hook. Rowing Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit close to their head with your feet on their shoulders. Grab their waistband, and give them a wedgie as you push their shoulders with your legs. Piledriver Wedgie: With victim standing or kneeling facing you, push their head down and between your thighs. Squeeze your legs together to hold them there as you reach over and give them a HARD wedgie. Ultimate Piledriver: Give victim a piledriver wedgie, then slowly sit, until you are sitting on their head. Stinker Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face and give them a front wedgie while farting. Gang Wedgie: A wedgie given by a group of people, usually with some pulling and some holding the victim down. Atomic Wedgie: A wedgie that goes over the victim's head. Matchbox Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit on their face facing their feet. Grab their legs and hold them under your arms so the victim is bent in half. Then reach around them and give them a wedgie.

Author: WedgieMonster67 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/6162258
55. (Wedgie) (7↑, 6↓)
When somebody uses your underwear to cause pain to your ass and frontal areas.

once a bunch of upperclassmen (im a freshman) grabbed me and put me in a car and drove me to this old closed down camp. nobody comes out there, so they use it for drinkin smoking and sex. The ones who took me there were all males. They brought me into one of the cabins and gave me the biggest wedgie i had ever had\!\!\!\! it hurt and they kept pulling and it made my crack bleed. they hit my balls over and over, making me cry and throw up from bad pain. it hurt so bad\!\!\!\!\!\!\! they stole my cloths and shoes except the whitey tighties i wore. they all jacked off and came on me and in my hair and mouth. they hit my balls more and more, making me cry. i pissed myself the whole time. they continued this for a week, they made me call my mom and tell her i was stayin at a friend house for a while. she said ok have fun. she didnt care were i was she was just happy i was gone. the bullies were SOOO happy. all they gave me was water to drink so i pissed ALOT. i had to drink their cum every hour or two. they gave me a hanging wedgie, only taking me down to feed me water or cum. this lasted a whole week then they got bored and left me. a park warden found me later. i never told my mom about it.

Author: unluckyperson http://wedgie.urbanup.com/4293024
56. (wedgie) (6↑, 5↓)
a punishment for all nerds that wear tighty whitys like me

this 1 time the seniors threw a party on an island with no adults and they invited me and my friend us being freshman thought this would be really cool and we was the only 2 invited so we went and as soon as we got there we was stripped to our tighty whities (we both wear them) and was picked up by our underwear and taken to a cabin once we got there we were both tied up with duct tape and given atomic wedgies we was made to go to sleep with them and every time we tried to pich them out we was each given 300 kicks in the balls so we eventually settled to sleep with the seniors watching us and when we woke up we was being carried by our underwear to the tallest tree on the island aand the seniors knowing we was coming had bought a ladder with them so they hung us from the tallest branch and then they said well have a kick the shit out of the freshmans tiny balls festival and they chose me as the unlucky one who had the shit kicked out of my balls and they attacked my balls with baseball bats sledge hammers and theyre fists and boots so when they decided they had finished they gave me and my friend loads of water while we was still in the wedgie to make us piss ourself loads and the party went on for three weeks and we wasnt let down for the entire time and now when i go back to school coz im getting older they said that they would do even worse so i no that i cant beat them up just coz im a bit older.

57. (Wedgie) (0↑, 0↓)
When the underwear of a person is grabbed from behind and yanked hard up in the buttcrack of that person, causing pain and irritation. There are many variations of wedgies, performed on a variety of people. They are a common form of punishment for freshmen, nerds, geeks, and wimps. They are most commonly found in locker rooms and around schools.

I was given my worst wedgie at age 14. I was a freshman, and wore tighty whities cause that's all my mom would buy me. These older boys caught me changing for gym and grabbed my underwear, lifting me off the floor in a painful wedgie. I begged them to stop but they only wedgied me harder while my classmates watched and cheered. They hung my briefs from a hook on the lockers so my feet were off the ground cause I was really short. They took the rest of my clothes and then all 20 boys in the locker room got to punch me in the balls, I cried and they laughed\! They made me drink all their water bottles and they shut the lights off and left. They told te teacher I was absent and I hung there for 2 hours. They came back to find me hanging there, asleep, a big puddle of pee under me and my briefs soaked. They laughed and took pics then left the next class found me and let me down but not before kicking me in the balls. That was my worst wedgie ever\!\!\!

58. (Wedgie) (9↑, 9↓)
A wedgie occurs when a person's underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks. While a wedgie can be created naturally, the term is usually associated with a prank or as a form of bullying. When a person is on the receiving end of a wedgie, his or her underwear is forcibly pulled up by a second person. Wedgies are commonly featured in popular works, either as a form of low comedy or as a behaviour representative of bullying. In such works, briefs are usually the type of underpants that a wedgie is performed upon

The other day me and my older sister were home alone. My parents were out of town so she was forced to babysit me. When I fell asleep she woke me up by dragging me out of my bed by my tighty whities. She then gave me an atomic melvin that completly crushed my balls. Then she made me put on one of her g strings which had icy hot all on the inside. Then she gave me a hanging melvin wedgie untill it broke. She was so pissed it broke she handcuffed me and put me in one of her dirty thongs. She then gave me such a bad wedgie and ductaped it up to my neck. Then she got a brush and beat the shit out of my ass and balls and took pics the whole time\! She finally let me go but had invited her friends over. There was about 4 girls in total. They gave me so many wedgies like squeky cleans, nature wedgies, messy wedgies, and more hanging melvins. The worst was when they put me in a thong and put a diaper over it. Then the gave me a hanging wedgie. They even made me sleep like that until sunday. Then they continued to wedgie me untill Monday morning when my parents came home. They said they would do this everytime my parents left wich was almost every other weekend\! Im so glad my nuts didnt fall off\!

Author: wedgieslave01 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/5619928
59. (wedgie) (2↑, 2↓)
when someone painfully yanks your underwear up your buttcrack.

So my friends andy and brad invited me over to brads house for the summer. his parents were away for the summer and left him with money and a ton of stuff. so of course we came over. for years they had always given me wedgies. they were some of the most painful experiences i can remember, but i knew not to fight back, i was too weak.so when i got there they immediatly tackled me and stripped off all my clothes except for my tighty whightys, and carried me to the backyard. they spit in my underwear and wedgied them up my butt. then they hung me up on the tree and got sum ducktape, and taped my feet together and strung my arms through the legholes of my undies. Then they taped bags of warm water on my hands and feet, then fed me tons of bottles of water, like ten bottles. they kicked my balls then left. two hour later i fell asleep. i woke up to andy peeing on me and i realized i was soaked cause i peed myself so many times while i slept. they were laughing and taking pictures i looked down and saw i was hard. every day they did this for a whole month, giving me twenty water bottles a day and feeding me meals, never letting me down so i always peed and crapped myself in the hanging wedgie. they also fed me laxitives twice a day so i crapped myself countless times. whenever i got hard they took pictures and kicked my balls hundred of times so i cried. this lasted two month.

60. (wedgie) (5↑, 5↓)
When someone yanks anothers underwear up.

One day i went over too my friends house. I didn't know that his parents were out for 2 months(mines were out for 3 months with my older brother taking care of me) so i went in and his brother 13 years old comes and pins us down. He siad "i finally did it\!" and he wedgied us on the tree branch in the forest in the backyard. Before he hung us he stiped us down too our underwear and kicked us in the balls. below us were 2 big tree branches. i knew if we fell, we would never have sex. I tried too get out but with the pain from my ass i couldn't do a thing. After a day his brother came back with a LOT of water. (Our underwear still didn't ripe) We were pissing ourselfs and craping sometimes too. My brother came with some school bullys and they toke us down too just kick us in the balls and started taking pics. They fed us water and food a lot. after a month of this we were bleeding the crazy and my friends underwear broke he fell and his balls hit the branch and he sat on the branch crying.after a minute i fell too.

61. (wedgie) (12↑, 12↓)
wedgie are when some on come and pulls are boxers as high as they can

when i was going to my nan's house i went to see my cos(he is 18 and live next door)i was going staying at my nans, but i stayed up late the day befor,so i was tiered, so i when for a nap in my cas room, when he saw me asleep he tied my leg to one side of the bed and my hand to the other, when i wark up, i saw i was tied and called for help, no one was there, when he here me he came upsteirs and gagged me with a sock and got two belt a looped them arpond the leg holes in my boxers, pulled relly hard and tied the belt other side of the belt with my hands cand coved me with a blankit, he told m nan that i was stiying over his house( i was oing to stay over the summer and 3 month over my nans). Every day he wound of fend me lot of water so i wet my self and one sosage,every hour he wourd of pulled hared on the belt and tied them again, for three week i was like that, then he tack all my close and made me were his very big boxers (and i mean they where big)but i told him no, so he noked me out and did it,tied me up agian the same way but the wedgie turd in to a atomic wedgie, he gave me more warter so i pissed my self more and shit my self more i was lke this for 6 week ='( now every time i sleep over my nan's of the week end he dose the same in a day of what he did in the 9 week but less pain form the wedgie so he kick me in the balls, and i am going aver tomorrow\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: i hate my cos http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3505743
62. (wedgie) (12↑, 12↓)
a wedgie is when somone grabs the weiestband of ur underwear and lifts it up in the air. Examples are hanging, atomic and melvin wedgie. Note: To avoid wedgies... Wear Boxers\! Bullys wont get u if u wear boxers.. maybe ur friend will for a joke though. if u dont like boxers and still like briefs... WEAR BOXER BREIFS\!\!\! if u dont like the feeling of boxers like me. switch to boxer briefs... they'll think its boxers so u wont get wedgied and they feel like briefs. u can do wat i do. wear briiefs on weekendsa nd boxer breifs at school

Last yeaar when i was in 7th grade. i went over my friend Chaud's house. His parents had left and said they would be back in like an hour or so. So that meant it was just me, chaud and his older bro who was 16. About 10 minutes after his parents left. Chaud had said brb. I was standing in his room waiting for himt o come back. Chaud had came back in the room, snuck up behbind me and pansted me... Hs older bro just runs in the room. knocks me over, and slides my jeans right off..There i was just standin there.. in my tighty whiteys, shirt and socks. *mom made us take off shoes* Chaud had said 'wanna fly' i said 'wat u mean' he then grabbed my tighty whiteys and lifted me up in the air then had placed me on a door hook in his room. He mde me hang there for 10 minutes just laughing. Then he said... he'll let me down if i let him and his bro balltap me 2xs each. Since we were only 12. we werent realy developed so i agreeed. He said i had to call myself a lil fag so i did. ' i said 'ima lil fag' he balltapped me 2 times. His bro balltapped me and hung on me so my underweawr was wayyyyyyyy up in my but. They finally let me down. I fixed my tighty whiteys and had asked for my pants back. They said they woould give them to me later. i said watever since it was only my friend chaud. he was a guy 2 so it didnt matter. I then grabbed his underwera and lifteed him up but he then balltapped me again and i fell. He then gave me an attomic wedgie\! my underwera still didnt rip\!\!\!\! my underwear was at my neck... i was abt to cry he said ur fine. and let go. i fixed it and he let me wedgie him. i didnt get my pants back until his parents went into the driveway th9ough....now evertime i go over his house he gives me a wedgie. and laguhs at me for wearing tighty whiteys

63. (wedgie) (6↑, 6↓)
when someone pulls up on on your underwear causin it to go up ur butt

On my first day of highschool all the freshmen boys got hanging wedgies in the locker room. i didnt because i had upperclassmen friends. thank god.

Author: Wyatt Mathews^^ http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3365103
64. (wedgie) (9↑, 9↓)
when someone pulls up your underwear

once me and my friends were playing at a park in 4th grade, we saw some high schoolers and they played us in a game of basketball, we lost and my friend Rob pissed them off so they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop, we couldn't reach him so he hung for about 15 minutes before we finally got him down, it was funny

Author: ao;asfhoidnfa;ondf http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3324809
65. (wedgie) (15↑, 15↓)
When you pull up on someone's underwear. Usually done by boxer-wearing kids to brief-wearers like me.

Briefs are comfortable except when in a wedgie\!

66. (wedgie) (8↑, 8↓)
when somebody comes at you and pulls up on your underwear so to cause that person extreme pain.

when my parents went out of town and my messed up friends came over and gave me a wicked wedgie. the worst part is that they ducktaped me outside, took off all my cloths (except the briefs) and then threw a kick me in the balls party. very painful and really embarising

67. (Wedgie) (0↑, 1↓)
When your boxers are pulled up into your asshole

Peter got a wedgie so hard in the changing room that it ripped his boxers and gave him a boner and he cummed himself

68. (Wedgie) (10↑, 11↓)
An innocent children school prank, performed mostly for laughs. It's based on pulling the back of the underwear up so that it wedges between the buttocks.

As a freshman in high school I was invited to a party in an island with only males and no adults. All the other boys were upperclassmen and many of them even came from other schools to this party, so I thought it would be really cool. As soon as I arrived, they stripped me of my clothes except underwear and tied my hands and arms on my back with duct tape, then they gave me an atomic wedgie and hanged me from a tree by my thighty whities and then they started kicking my balls and hitting them with baseball bats and sledge hammers. I cried all the time and they took pictures of me and also recorded it with a camera and broadcasted it live through the internet with a webcam while they wanked and came all over me. This lasted many hours and I passed away several times because of the extreme pain, but they kept waking me up by injecting me adrenaline. They left me hanging there for one week giving me water and feeding me with their cum, so I was forced to pee and crap on myself all this time. Finally they left the island and three days later I was found by a fisherman when I was almost dead. I never told my parents about it.

69. (Wedgie) (70↑, 71↓)
The act of grabbing a person's underpants and lifting them high above your head....while that person is still wearing them.

That last wedgie really damaged my O-ring, I'm telling Dad\!

70. (wedgie) (10↑, 13↓)
When you or someone grabs your or someone else's underwear and pulls up sharply. Usually done by boxer kids on brief wearers like me.

Briefs are comfortable except when in a wedgie\!

71. (wedgie) (7↑, 11↓)
A painful prank for school kids or a great dare in truth or dare.

I admit it. i used to LOVEEEE wedgies. i am a guy, so alot of people think i am weird. well, i go to a private school, where you can only go home on the weekends. some thing my parents came up with. so of course, wiht every school, there is the school bully. And this guy HATES me. He has beaten me up many time and always gives me swirlies in his own poop. and no one ever finds out. he told me no one would miss me if i was gone for a weekend, and he threatened to hit me with a hammer if i didnt call my parents and give permision to stay at the school for "extra study time." the bully stayed to. so it is friday night and i got real scared the bully would beat me up. i was on my bed reading, and he came in smiling. he locked the door. in his hand was duck tape and rope from the craft room. he nocked my book from my hand and taped my hands and feet. he then tied me to the bed, like a leash. he new i like wedgie so he said "you are gonna love this you fag" and he grabbed the back of my wighty tighties and pulled so hard it brought tears to my eyes. he bullyed me all night long. he forced me to smell his feet and butt crack. he gave me tons of swirlys. he said grande finale time. he gagged me with his own underwear (dirty) and stripped me to mine. he then carried me to the basement bathroom. he said no one would find me. he wedgied me so my crack began to bleed. he hung the undies with me in them on a thin wall, so the wall was in my bleeding crack to. he wrapped my body in tape and fed me gallons of water, making me pee and pee and pee. i couldnt stop. this happened three days, all weekend in that wedgie. the janitor found me on monday and screamed at me because he had to clean up the pee soaked floor. the bully still does things to me. nobody cares.

72. (wedgie) (29↑, 33↓)
To forcefully elevate the waistline of your target's undergarments to well beyond their standard operational limits. Primary objective is to induce a state of embarrassed mortification in the target, but secondary objectives can include forced skidmarks, anal friction, and distended testicles

If that little spastic even thinks about coming to sit at our table this lunchtime, I'm going to wedgie him so badly that his arse will think it's being strangled.

73. (wedgie) (9↑, 14↓)
painful mutilation of the ass and balls

this one time i was walking down a pathway behind the school (a shortcut home) and a bunch of upperclassmen jumped from behind trees and attacked me. They punched me all over until I blacked out. I woke up in a huge wedgie. I was in a tree, no clothes on but my briefs. I was suspended over water, the swimming hole me and my friends go to. there was also a branch sticking out about ten or so feet down. if i fell, my balls would be done, never to have kids. i started to yell for help, but no one came or said anything. after a while it was getting dark. my parents were gone for the weekend, so it would not be bad at home, but i did not want to hang there all night. i waited. then, i heard a slight crack noise, and the branch i was hung from broke. I screamed, and before i knew it my balls were on fire, burning with pain. The branch i hit broke, and i fell in the water. i scrambled out and limped home. when i examined my balls they were cherry red, as well as my dick, and my whole crotch area was bruising. i never found out who did it, but whoever did was there the whole time, video taping me. i found it at school, when people had copys of it.

Author: wedgie mutilation http://wedgie.urbanup.com/3747526
74. (wedgie) (34↑, 39↓)
A wedgie is when your underwear goes between the cheeks of your [ass].

Damn, this wedgie is killing me\!

75. (wedgie) (1↑, 7↓)
When ur briefs are pulled up ur crack.

My family tortures me. My birthday present? A wedgie. And [tighty whities]. Im serious. My whole family comes to my house and gives me wedgies. Then the grand finaly, my dad and brother strip me and then make me put on my dads underwear (which are huge) and then they lift up both sides of the underwear to over my head, lift me up, carry me to my room, put me on my bed (which by da way is 2 hooks to hang my underwear on 7 ft of the floor) and leave me there after duck taping me there Yep, ive grown used to it.

Author: wedgiesreciever101 http://wedgie.urbanup.com/4944302
76. (wedgie) (29↑, 36↓)
The act of where your underwear is pulled between your ass, causing pain\!

He grabbed my thong and dragged me around the floor by it, causing a painful wedgie\!

77. (wedgie) (15↑, 29↓)
When a bully sneaks up on someone, amd pulls there underwear up making their butt hurt like hell.

I was taken into the boys locker room (I'm a girl) by some bullies, they gave me a swirlie, and hung me by my undies in the locker. And we just had lunch so when they came back I had pee'd my pants, and I was humiliated. Then they hung me on the flag pole. When my undies ripped i fell into a mud puddle\! Ever since then everyone gives me wedgies. Even the nerds\!\!\!\!\!

78. (wedgie) (45↑, 67↓)
n. 1. An upwards pulling of the underwear from the back, given by a bully. The victim might then be hung by the underwear from a fence or a hooking device of some sort. n. 2. An unintentional sticking of the undergarments between buttocks. Can be the result of sitting on a bike for too long, wearing a thong, or, in the case of girls, those fricking uncomfortable pads.

1. Dude, I'm so fly; I gave [Paul Martin] a wedgie. 2. S.O.S. My thong has given me a wedgie. I shall now proceed to descend the stairs while subconsciously picking at it.

79. (wedgie) (26↑, 48↓)
getig your underwear pulled up your butt

like on nickoladens all that jack dena get a wedgie

Author: isreallongoria http://wedgie.urbanup.com/303722
80. (wedgie) (44↑, 73↓)
formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull. Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school; As bad as [noogies].

Whoo whee\!\! I Just gave a wedgie to Stupid Stacy McDonald\!\!\! Dumbass Fuck\!...

Author: J. Michael Reiter http://wedgie.urbanup.com/888794
81. (Wedgie) (34↑, 73↓)
When a real pal grabs you by the back of your underwear and gives a good yanking. Classic use can be seen in: The Mask.

Oh, he ain't pretty no more.

82. (wedgie) (13↑, 59↓)
When your ass eats your underwear and/or pants, depending on how hungry it is.

Man, this wedgie is so far up my butt, I can taste the fabric.

83. (wedgie) (21↑, 78↓)
Getting your thong yanked from the back

god that wedge hurt not as bad as an [ass] stinging [hanging wedgie] though

84. (wedgie) (32↑, 92↓)
When a woman pulls a [wedgie], she inserts her fingers into her butt crack to pull out her pants and panties.

There are few things I enjoy more than watching an attractive female pull out a [wedgie] in public. Living in Puerto Rico, where females wear tight pants and have perhaps have a different notion of public/private space, I am not deprived. I enjoy watching [wedgie] pulling.

85. (wedgie) (11↑, 79↓)
The little wedge-shaped things you collect to win a game of Trivial Pursuit.

Let's go for the brown wedgie first, I'm better at that category.

Author: Jeff R. Allen http://wedgie.urbanup.com/1542252
86. (wedgie) (11↑, 89↓)
1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind. 2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com

I went to a WEDGIE\! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.

87. (Wedgie) (12↑, 102↓)
A guitar pick holder that twist locks on the strings of the guitar.

I got my Wedgie from MusiciansFriend.com

88. (Wedgie) (11↑, 105↓)
n. Masculine form of [tweet] but lacking the amusing [camel-toe].

Oh thay Clarence, Mary and I just luvv your new Wedgie\! Girl, it is fab-u-lous\!

89. (Wedgie) (18↑, 117↓)
When one's underwear rides up their butt, usually resulting in a skidmark.

I sniffed her panties after she had a wedgie, they smelled great\!\!\!

90. (wedgie) (15↑, 129↓)
Type of [Bicycle] ridden by balancing on a small, hard piece of rubber known as a saddle. This type of bicycle causes several problems which include the following: Wrist pain Shoulder pain Neck pain Back pain Saddle sores The above problems are not present on a [recumbent] bicycle. Also known as a Diamond-Frame (DF) bicycle, a UCI bike, an Upwrong or a Upright bike.

I saw a guy riding a wedgie.

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